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L'ḥayyim! Tevye the Milkman
Most Stationary: 1,182ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,632ndHighest Economic Output: 4,128th
The Chosen Musical of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Fiddler on the Roof

Population27.011 billion

CapitalAnatevka
LeaderTevye the Milkman
FaithTradition

Currencyrich man
Animalhorse or mule

The Chosen Musical of Fiddler on the Roof is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tevye the Milkman with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.011 billion shtetl-dwellers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anatevka. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yiddish economy, worth a remarkable 4,372 trillion rich men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,865 rich men, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, Yiddish police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fiddler on the Roof's national animal is the horse or mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tradition.

Fiddler on the Roof is ranked 1,182nd in the world and 6th in Seinfeld for Most Stationary, with 4,510.66377984 days.

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Most Stationary: 1,182ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,632ndHighest Economic Output: 4,128thLargest Black Market: 5,093rdLargest Populations: 6,208thMost Patriotic: 7,351stMost Influential: 8,045thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,581stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,916thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,161stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,369thMost Devout: 10,561stHealthiest Citizens: 11,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,059thLowest Crime Rates: 14,067thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,388thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,710thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,350thBest Weather: 17,615thHighest Average Incomes: 18,263rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,329thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,577thMost Efficient Economies: 22,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,665thSmartest Citizens: 22,947thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,184thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,794thLargest Governments: 27,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,211th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Fiddler on the Roof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, Yiddish police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Fiddler on the Roof, even God cannot save you in Fiddler on the Roof.

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