The Precious Gemnation of Fhaiznilhe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Angelica Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.348 billion Fhaiznilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Painitia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fhaiznilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,377 trillion Painites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,488 Painites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Fhaiznilhe's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime is totally unknown. Fhaiznilhe's national animal is the Oncilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Fhaiznilhe is ranked 260,730^th in the world and 5^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -24.58 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.