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Most Primitive: 3,900thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,317th
The Disputed Territories of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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FH Theta

Population707 million

CurrencySzchequinn
AnimalDugong

The Disputed Territories of FH Theta is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 707 million FH Thetans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.6%.

The all-consuming FH Thetan economy, worth 52.7 trillion Szchequinns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,549 Szchequinns, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FH Theta's national animal is the Dugong, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

FH Theta is ranked 35,179th in the world and 67th in Nihon for Largest Black Market, with 5.59 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 3,900thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,317thFattest Citizens: 7,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,142ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,327thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,731stTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,766thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,023rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,571stMost Devout: 23,247thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,037th
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Most Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionMost Primitive: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 44th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FH Theta, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Theta, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Theta, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Following new legislation in FH Theta, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : The Love of Image Material dismissed FH Theta as TWPirate of The Free State Assembly.
  • : FH Theta's influence in Nihon rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : FH Theta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • : FH Theta relocated from The Free State Assembly to Nihon.
  • : FH Theta removed the tag "Serious" from The Free State Assembly.
  • : FH Theta removed the tag "Security Council" from The Free State Assembly.

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