The Colony of Feynland Pacific is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 27.106 billion Feynland Pacificians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The enormous, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Administration, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The very strong Feynland Pacifician economy, worth 961 trillion quatloos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 35,477 quatloos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 121,714 per year while the poor average 7,589, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Feynland Pacific's national animal is the koala.

Feynland Pacific is ranked 156,857^th in the world and 1,382^nd in the Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,130.99 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.