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The Caliph serves the people Harun Ibn Mustansir
Most Devout: 4,869thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,269th
The Caliphate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Feylania

Population3.044 billion

CapitalEgypt
LeaderHarun Ibn Mustansir
FaithIslam

CurrencyDinar
AnimalCamel

The Caliphate of Feylania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Harun Ibn Mustansir with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.044 billion Feylans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egypt. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Feylanian economy, worth 274 trillion Dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,252 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD, the endangered saltwater humpback Camel is only seen in captivity programs, and the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feylania's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Feylania is ranked 15,612th in the world and 9th in Callista for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.82 years.

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5%
Most Devout: 4,869thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,407thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,269thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,573rdMost Inclusive: 7,838thMost Cultured: 8,164thNicest Citizens: 8,621stHighest Food Quality: 8,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,879thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,486thBest Weather: 10,129thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,445thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,074thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,253rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,816thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,120thTop
10%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,491stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,988thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,349thSmartest Citizens: 21,720thLargest Governments: 22,487thMost Developed: 22,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,022nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Feylania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, the newest member of the royal family does not speak a word of the nation's language.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, the endangered saltwater humpback Camel is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, weapons produced by newly nationalized armaments factories have been found to contain sawdust instead of gunpowder.
  • : Following new legislation in Feylania, light entertainment isn't dead.
  • : Feylania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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