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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 691stMost Pacifist: 751st
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Festival beetles

Population3.863 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Festival beetles is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.863 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fystivalian economy, worth 786 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 203,690 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Festival beetles's radio stations, every workday begins with group therapy, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Festival beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Festival beetles is ranked 274,763rd in the world and 7th in World of Beetles for Fattest Citizens, with 2.92 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 368thMost Compassionate Citizens: 691stMost Pacifist: 751stNicest Citizens: 774thSafest: 834thLargest Welfare Programs: 929thLeast Corrupt Governments: 931stMost Inclusive: 996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,555thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,631stHighest Food Quality: 1,758thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,916thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,108thLargest Governments: 2,116thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,156thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,273rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,367thBest Weather: 2,427thMost Developed: 2,436thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,564thHealthiest Citizens: 2,675thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,278thMost Cultured: 3,302ndSmartest Citizens: 3,435thMost Efficient Economies: 3,915thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,105thMost Income Equality: 4,627thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,415thMost Secular: 5,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,100thHighest Average Incomes: 7,139thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,168thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 26,253rd
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Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Festival beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Festival beetles's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.

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