Population | 7.397 billion |
Capital | Yggdrasil |
Leader | Ringa Beetles |
Faith | Athyism |
Currency | Golden Yggdrasil Leaf |
Animal | Leprechaun |
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Festival beetles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.397 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Fystivalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,547 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Festival beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.
Festival beetles is ranked 36,532nd in the world and 7th in World of Beetles for Most Stationary, with 1,242.40068402972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Festival beetles, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.