The Coadunate Member State of Ferret Civilization is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HappyBard with a fair hand, and renowned for its feral children, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 19.903 billion Salmagundi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Salmagundi economy, worth a remarkable 9,267 trillion Dations a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 465,642 Dations, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,455,677 per year while the poor average 114,287, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the doctor has cold hands, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others, and the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ferret Civilization's national animal is the Livestock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Theism.

Ferret Civilization is ranked 776^th in the world and 1^st in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,529.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.