Population | 11.202 billion |
Capital | Birzlhia |
Leader | Arthuria Darklight |
Faith | Birthism |
Currency | Birzlhiau |
Animal | Armadillo |
The Fauzjhian Birthly Kingdom of Ferlhizlishia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arthuria Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.202 billion Ferlhizlishians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birzlhia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ferlhizlishiani economy, worth a remarkable 4,102 trillion Birzlhiaus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,242 Birzlhiaus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ferlhizlishia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Birthism.
Ferlhizlishia is ranked 23,032nd in the world and 314th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,495.20454306848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, Arthuria Darklight is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, money grows on trees.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlishia, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.