Population | 10.222 billion |
Capital | Ferliticia |
Leader | Victoria Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Fertilitrine |
Animal | Octopus |
The Precious Gemnation of Ferlhizlilhrine is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Victoria Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.222 billion Ferlhizlilhrineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferliticia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ferlhizlilhrinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,572 trillion Fertilitrines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,502 Fertilitrines, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and Ferlhizlilhrine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime is totally unknown. Ferlhizlilhrine's national animal is the Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Ferlhizlilhrine is ranked 23,004th in the world and 32nd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Most Stationary, with 1,495.22260555692 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, Ferlhizlilhrine's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in Ferlhizlilhrine, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Octopusball fields.