The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Feminity beetles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ringa Beetles with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.522 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Fyminitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,992 trillion Golden Yggdrasil Leaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 264,925 Golden Yggdrasil Leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Re-education centers are being added to most prisons, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feminity beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Feminity beetles is ranked 815^th in the world and 9^th in World of Beetles for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,556.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.