The Sultanate of Federationalia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 455 million Federationalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bureaucracy City. The average income tax rate is 11.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Federationalian economy, worth 27.8 trillion Federations a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 61,175 Federations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federationalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federationalia is ranked 123,098^th in the world and 2,203^rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 1,946.88 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.