The Federation of Federated Ugasque Countries is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.003 billion Federated Ugasque Countriesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Ugasque Countriesian economy, worth 546 trillion deniers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,646 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown. Federated Ugasque Countries's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated Ugasque Countries is ranked 314,504^th in the world and 6,133^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -12.01 on the Hickory Productivity Index.