The Union of Federated States of Zootron is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Simon Cooper with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.89 billion Zootronians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zootron City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zootronian economy, worth a remarkable 2,063 trillion labour credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,632 labour credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces. Crime is totally unknown. Federated States of Zootron's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Federated States of Zootron is ranked 199,753^rd in the world and 7,879^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.67 Crimes Per Hour.