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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,195thRudest Citizens: 5,197thLargest Mining Sector: 6,490th
The Second Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Federated Silly

Population778 million

Capitalcolonthreegrad

CurrencyCSZ Shmeckle
AnimalFishdog

The Second Republic of Federated Silly is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 778 million Sillyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of colonthreegrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Federated Sillyian economy, worth 122 trillion CSZ Shmeckles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 157,165 CSZ Shmeckles, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, recognizing the Federated Sillyian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federated Silly's national animal is the Fishdog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Federated Silly is ranked 32,878th in the world and 9th in Federation of Bread for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,687.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,195thRudest Citizens: 5,197thLargest Mining Sector: 6,490thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,966thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,414thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,262ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,675thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,710thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,355thMost Patriotic: 19,239thHighest Average Incomes: 19,269thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,646thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,797thMost Developed: 26,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 28,493rdLargest Governments: 28,623rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 30,069th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, recognizing the Federated Sillyian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Federated Silly, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.

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