The Commonwealth of Federated Commonwealth of Selstville is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Road Runner with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.465 billion Selestvieans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaufort. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Selestviean economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,884 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federated Commonwealth of Selstville's national animal is the Kangaroo and Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Federated Commonwealth of Selstville is ranked 6,793^rd in the world and 16^th in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.23 law-abiding acts per hour.