Population | 4.721 billion |
Currency | Melange Unit |
Animal | Maker |
The Sandrider of Fedaykin 23 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.721 billion Fedaykin 23ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.
The all-consuming Fedaykin 23ian economy, worth 266 trillion Melange Units a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,379 Melange Units, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
Rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Fedaykin 23's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fedaykin 23's national animal is the Maker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fedaykin 23 is ranked 145,492nd in the world and 23rd in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 178.27053174012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fedaykin 23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, the military's newest toy broadcasts Fedaykin 23's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, rumor has it that the government was paid off by the mob to allow casinos to reopen.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Fedaykin 23 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Fedaykin 23 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Fedaykin 23, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".