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Never gonna give you up
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,780th
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New York Times Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

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Feceesia

Population246 million

Currencybuckaroos
AnimalSwine

The Commonwealth of Feceesia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 246 million Feceesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.7%.

The Feceesian economy, worth 13.6 trillion buckaroos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,151 buckaroos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, chickens roam the streets freely, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, and the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feceesia's national animal is the Swine, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Feceesia is ranked 179,799th in the world and 909th in The Communist Bloc for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 56.95 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,914thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,780thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 22,145thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,709th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 95th in the regionMost Primitive: 131st in the region

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