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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 526thMost Compassionate Citizens: 711thMost Pacifist: 722nd
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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February beetles

Population3.877 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of February beetles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.877 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fibruaryian economy, worth 777 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 200,528 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. February beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

February beetles is ranked 252,377th in the world and 19th in World of Beetles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.72 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 526thMost Compassionate Citizens: 711thMost Pacifist: 722ndLargest Welfare Programs: 796thNicest Citizens: 809thSafest: 846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 871stMost Inclusive: 877thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,306thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,526thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,595thHighest Food Quality: 1,612thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,743rdBest Weather: 1,914thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,954thMost Secular: 2,044thLargest Governments: 2,085thHealthiest Citizens: 2,181stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,662ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,751stTop
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Most Developed: 3,054thLowest Crime Rates: 3,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,389thMost Cultured: 3,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,675thSmartest Citizens: 4,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,014thMost Efficient Economies: 4,287thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,736thHighest Average Incomes: 7,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,693rdMost Income Equality: 10,341stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,935thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,391st
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : February beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in February beetles, a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more".

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