Anyone Seen A Carrot?
Largest Mining Sector: 996thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,065thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,171st
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Featured Hopper

Population3.256 billion

CapitalCarrot City
Leaderthat scwewy wabbit


The Daily Wanderings of Featured Hopper is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by that scwewy wabbit with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, lack of airports, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.256 billion Featured Hoppers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrot City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Featured Hopperian economy, worth 687 trillion carrots a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,246 carrots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 790,990 per year while the poor average 39,469, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

The Carrot City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam", a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA, and an underground movement of cigarette smokers has sprung up in response to a government ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Featured Hopper's national animal is the hopper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Featured Hopper is ranked 52,558th in the world and 9th in Soyuz Sovietskik Sotsialistik Respubliks for Highest Poor Incomes, with 39,469.97 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Mining Sector: 996thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,065thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,171stLargest Retail Industry: 1,723rdMost Patriotic: 2,583rdTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,299thLargest Black Market: 3,476thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,683rdMost Devout: 5,435thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,491stMost Avoided: 5,525thMost Efficient Economies: 5,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,338thHighest Average Incomes: 6,431stNudest: 7,469thLargest Governments: 11,032ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,808thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,448thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,215thMost Authoritarian: 16,723rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,459thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,626thMost Developed: 23,071stMost Conservative: 23,996th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

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