Population | 2.485 billion |
Capital | New Fat Man Land |
Leader | Fat Man |
Faith | Fat Manian Christianity |
Currency | Fatbuck |
Animal | Fat Man |
The Fat Manian Peoples Market of Fat Man Country is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fat Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 2.485 billion Einsteins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fat Man Land. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thepeopleofthetownpeople economy, worth 249 trillion Fatbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,346 Fatbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Warning signs caution Einsteins where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime is totally unknown. Fat Man Country's national animal is the Fat Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fat Manian Christianity.
Fat Man Country is ranked 152,342nd in the world and 2nd in Parity Dungeon for Most Conservative, scoring 58.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fat Man Country lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
- : Fat Man Country lodged a message on the Mitteleuropa Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Fat Man Country, losing your sock key may require surgical intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Fat Man Country, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Fat Man Country, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in Fat Man Country, warning signs caution Einsteins where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Fat Man Country, when their backs are against the walls Einsteins look out for gay men.
- : Fat Man Country lodged a message on the True Waskaria Regional Message Board.
- : Fat Man Country lodged a message on the True Waskaria Regional Message Board.
- : Fat Man Country proposed constructing embassies between Parity Dungeon and Hannan2027.