The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.075 billion Democracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 762 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 248,050 Federal Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,356 per year while the poor average 39,490, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, Democratic companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the Fanged Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 1,722^nd in the world and 35^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,987.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.