The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.463 billion Democracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 903 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 260,992 Federal Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,062,499 per year while the poor average 42,560, a ratio of 25.0 to 1.

The government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the Fanged Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 32,121^st in the world and 1,540^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 13.12 Obesity Rate.