Bad is Our Business, and Business is Good President Black
Largest Retail Industry: 285th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 560th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,134th
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Fascist Democracy

Population3.075 billion

LeaderPresident Black
FaithJust Monika

CurrencyFederal Unit
AnimalFanged Porcupine

The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.075 billion Democracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth 762 trillion Federal Units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 248,050 Federal Units, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,024,356 per year while the poor average 39,490, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, Democratic companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the Fanged Porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 1,722nd in the world and 35th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,987.6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 285thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 560thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,134thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,186thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,285thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,319thMost Avoided: 1,466thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,598thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,668thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,722ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,960thRudest Citizens: 1,996thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,127thMost Influential: 2,633rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,873rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,938thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,139thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,439thLargest Black Market: 4,722ndMost Armed: 5,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,987thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,455thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,137thLargest Governments: 10,605thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,056thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,361st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionMost Armed: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 318th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 419th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 455th in the regionLargest Governments: 512th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 549th in the regionMost Stationary: 687th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 778th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 810th in the regionMost Influential: 838th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 863rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, Democratic companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, large areas of Fascist Democracy are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, citizens must pay to enjoy Fascist Democracy's pristine beaches.
  • : Fascist Democracy was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, it is said that a Democratic woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, the mummified remains of former kings are apparently discovered every time a tourist loses their wallet.
  • : Following new legislation in Fascist Democracy, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication.


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