The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.202 billion Democracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 4,069 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 398,920 federal units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,548,906 per year while the poor average 6,086, a ratio of 583 to 1.

The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to President Black, and President Black's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 257,359^th in the world and 10,991^st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.82 percentage of bribes refused.