The United Democratic States of Fascist Democracy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Black with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.108 billion Democracians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakwood. The average income tax rate is 2.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic economy, worth a remarkable 1,989 trillion federal units a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 325,654 federal units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fascist Democracy's national animal is the fanged porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Just Monika.

Fascist Democracy is ranked 4,363^rd in the world and 161^st in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 14,348.46 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.