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Why should I care about all those.... little people? Dominator Phillip Phollicle
Largest Black Market: 1,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,208thLargest Mining Sector: 1,367th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Farklore

Population13.171 billion

CapitalFinkleton
LeaderDominator Phillip Phollicle
FaithSol Invictus

Currencycrown
Animalred dragon

The Dominion of Farklore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dominator Phillip Phollicle with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.171 billion Farklorites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finkleton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Farklorean economy, worth a remarkable 3,625 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,234 crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,420,040 per year while the poor average 29,060, a ratio of 48.9 to 1.

Sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and Farklorean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farklore's national animal is the red dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sol Invictus.

Farklore is ranked 5,657th in the world and 15th in Wintreath for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,491.16 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 1,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,208thLargest Mining Sector: 1,367thFattest Citizens: 1,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,062ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,280thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,384thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,644thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,951stHighest Average Incomes: 3,038thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,095thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,389thLargest Retail Industry: 3,417thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,425thMost Devout: 3,716thHighest Economic Output: 4,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,480thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,657thMost Patriotic: 5,999thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,046thMost Efficient Economies: 6,779thMost Influential: 7,780thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,888thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,355thLargest Governments: 11,246thMost Armed: 11,432ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,575thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,308thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,422ndMost Cultured: 16,141stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,749thMost Authoritarian: 19,953rdLargest Populations: 24,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,748th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Farklore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Farklore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Farklore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, Farklorean scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Farklore, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.

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