The Republic of Farist Codnersirscor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its feral children, ritual sacrifices, and remarkably easy parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.705 billion Farist Codnersirscorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Farist Codnersirscorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,563 trillion florins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 163,201 florins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farist Codnersirscor's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Farist Codnersirscor is ranked 332,894^th in the world and 5,168^th in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 3.79 cheeks turned per day.