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Largest Gambling Industry: 383rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 621st
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Far Far Away From You

Population11.752 billion

Currencydollar
Animaldolphin

The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.752 billion Far Far Away From Youans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Far Far Away From Youan economy, worth a remarkable 2,678 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,931 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Far Away From You's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Far Far Away From You is ranked 73,024th in the world and 14th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 363.5276492866 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 383rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 621stMost Subsidized Industry: 811thLargest Black Market: 1,099thLargest Retail Industry: 1,494thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,582ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,071stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,470thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,675thNudest: 3,421stFattest Citizens: 3,828thMost Efficient Economies: 4,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,170thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,502ndMost Devout: 5,994thHighest Economic Output: 6,663rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,998thLargest Governments: 10,423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,007thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,435thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,902ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,079thMost Authoritarian: 18,344thMost Conservative: 18,945thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,370thLowest Crime Rates: 24,862nd
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Leader day after day.
  • : Far Far Away From You was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Far Far Away From You, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.

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