The Dictatorship of Far Far Away From You is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.752 billion Far Far Away From Youans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Far Far Away From Youan economy, worth a remarkable 2,678 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,931 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, and citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Far Away From You's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Far Far Away From You is ranked 73,024^th in the world and 14^th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Stationary, with 363.5276492866 days.