The United Socialist States of Far Blamandswat is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.496 billion Far Blamandswatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Runja. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Far Blamandswatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,616 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Far Blamandswatian sovereign territory, almost all products in Far Blamandswat are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Far Blamandswat's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Far Blamandswat is ranked 69,687^th in the world and 30^th in Britannia Prima for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.1 law-abiding acts per hour.