We Can Fail, and We Will Fail
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 820th Most Influential: 1,634th Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,403rd
The Industrious Company of
Democratic Socialists
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Failure Industries

Population3.521 billion

CapitalFailure City
LeaderFailure McFailface

AnimalFailure Rabbit

The Industrious Company of Failure Industries is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Failure McFailface with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.521 billion Failures are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Failure City. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Failing economy, worth 319 trillion Failbucks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,622 Failbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want. Crime is totally unknown. Failure Industries's national animal is the Failure Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Failure Industries is ranked 154,594th in the world and 8,014th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9.59 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 820thMost Influential: 1,634thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,403rdTop
Most Inclusive: 8,815thMost Developed: 9,151stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,404thBest Weather: 10,716thMost Pacifist: 11,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,502ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,348thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,644thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,953rdMost Income Equality: 14,138thMost Secular: 14,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,160thSmartest Citizens: 15,448thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,510thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,368th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 484th in the regionMost Inclusive: 516th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the regionMost Developed: 550th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 562nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 595th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 595th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 598th in the regionBest Weather: 602nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 605th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 608th in the regionMost Influential: 638th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 641st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 650th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 714th in the regionMost Secular: 755th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 756th in the regionMost Income Equality: 758th in the regionMost Stationary: 763rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 789th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 801st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 848th in the region

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