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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 149th
The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Fa Niente

Population36.916 billion

CapitalSlartybartfasteum
LeaderDonald John Trump
FaithCult of the Pah-wraiths

Currencyalmighty American dollar
Animalchinchilla

The Donald Trump USA Dystopia of Fa Niente is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Donald John Trump with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.916 billion Fa Nienteans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slartybartfasteum. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Fa Nientean economy, worth an astonishing 13,817 trillion almighty American dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 374,282 almighty American dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,502,045 per year while the poor average 3,413, a ratio of 1,025 to 1.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the only place where one can see the Fa Nientean cherry tree is in a museum, many Fa Nienteans are their brothers' keepers, and classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fa Niente's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Pah-wraiths.

Fa Niente is ranked 167,302nd in the world and 3,428th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 109.2546522992 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 149thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 158thFattest Citizens: 252ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 269thLargest Insurance Industry: 316thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 326thHighest Disposable Incomes: 337thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 393rdHighest Economic Output: 398thMost Avoided: 506thMost Armed: 673rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 799thLargest Mining Sector: 1,059thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,248thHighest Average Incomes: 1,364thHighest Crime Rates: 1,479thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,621stLargest Retail Industry: 1,707thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,713thMost Devout: 1,755thLargest Populations: 2,099thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,531stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,842ndTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,186thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,783rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,930thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,121stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,205thLargest Black Market: 19,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,310th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 56th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 68th in the regionMost Devout: 73rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 151st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 186th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 190th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 266th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 633rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 722nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 941st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, many Fa Nienteans are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, the only place where one can see the Fa Nientean cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, Fa Niente is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Fa Niente, the Fa Nientean war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.

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