The Emperor of F4n Art- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Belos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.264 billion F4n Art-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emperor's Castle. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient F4n Art-ian economy, worth 736 trillion snails a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 117,500 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. F4n Art-'s national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.

F4n Art- is ranked 98,553^rd in the world and 1^st in Spite and Vitriol for Most Authoritarian, with 957.55 milliStalins.