The Republic of Ezekiel Victor the Viral Spreader is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning Biological Weapon population. The compassionate, cynical population of 9.388 billion Ezekiel Victor the Viral Spreaderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ezekiel Victor the Viral Spreaderian economy, worth 325 trillion T-Viruses a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,654 T-Viruses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, the government snoops on private internet connections, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezekiel Victor the Viral Spreader's national animal is the Biological Weapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ezekiel Victor the Viral Spreader is ranked 168,492^nd in the world and 40^th in Valentine Day for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 299.55 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.