The Democratic Republic of Eylstadt Izetta is a massive, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.545 billion Eylstadt Izettans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsbruck. The average income tax rate is 29.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eylstadt Izettan economy, worth 205 trillion Jins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,910 Jins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eylstadt Izetta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eylstadt Izetta is ranked 90,819^th in the world and 4,549^th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 43.89 on the Rand Index.