The Democratic Republic of Eylstadt Izetta is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ortfiné Finé Fredericka von Eylstadt with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.174 billion Eylstadt Izettans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Landsbruck. The average income tax rate is 68.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eylstadt Izettan economy, worth 620 trillion Jins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,673 Jins, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, and blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eylstadt Izetta's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Izetta.

Eylstadt Izetta is ranked 10,423^rd in the world and 297^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 90.25 quips per hour.