Population | 4.509 billion |
Capital | Expected City |
Leader | Expecto Patronum |
Faith | Leader splet wrongs |
Currency | Expected Dollars |
Animal | Expected Animals |
The Of course 😏 of Expected Fun is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Expecto Patronum with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.509 billion Expected Funians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Expected City. The average income tax rate is 42.1%.
The powerhouse Expected Funian economy, worth 507 trillion Expected Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,597 Expected Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Expected Fun's national animal is the Expected Animals and its national religion is Leader splet wrongs.
Expected Fun is ranked 53,675th in the world and 253rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 5,381.04 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
- : Expected Fun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Expecto Patronum's name.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in Expected Fun, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.