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profit Profit PROFIT Admiral General Profitus
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,557th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Exitos

Population839 million

CapitalBlack Rock
LeaderAdmiral General Profitus

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalFox

The Dominion of Exitos is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Admiral General Profitus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 839 million Exitosians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Exitosian economy, worth 146 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 174,711 Bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,550,159 per year while the poor average 2,723, a ratio of 569 to 1.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs, adultery has been made a capital offence, and the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exitos's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Exitos is ranked 4,977th in the world and 196th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6,776.93 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 709thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,557thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,618thMost Patriotic: 2,738thFattest Citizens: 2,799thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,229thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,469thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,919thMost Influential: 4,292ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,602ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,977thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,451stMost Avoided: 6,453rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,889thRudest Citizens: 8,285thLargest Mining Sector: 8,467thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,306thHighest Average Incomes: 10,486thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,938thMost Armed: 14,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,418thMost Efficient Economies: 15,457thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,904th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 63rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66th in the regionFattest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 74th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 99th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionMost Avoided: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 131st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 183rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 196th in the regionRudest Citizens: 243rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 248th in the regionMost Armed: 275th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionLargest Black Market: 292nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 357th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 366th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 372nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 389th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 453rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 485th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 487th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Governments: 739th in the regionMost Cultured: 748th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 777th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 822nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 975th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, adultery has been made a capital offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Exitos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling.
  • : Following new legislation in Exitos, Exitosian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.

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