The Republic of Exclavistan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 726 million Exclavistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exclavopolis. The average income tax rate is 30.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Exclavistani economy, worth 48.4 trillion Exclavistani Numuns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,721 Exclavistani Numuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Exclavistan's new capital, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Exclavistan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Exclavistan is ranked 224,622^nd in the world and 11,265^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.79 Obesity Rate.