Population | 2.838 billion |
Capital | Area 27 |
Leader | Supreme Sumi |
Faith | Mehism |
Currency | Einar |
Animal | Flying Squirrel |
The Highly Efficient Empire of Evilonians is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Sumi with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.838 billion Eviloners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Area 27. The average income tax rate is 44.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Evil economy, worth 482 trillion Einars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,945 Einars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrant herding has become a national pastime, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilonians's national animal is the Flying Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mehism.
Evilonians is ranked 29,765th in the world and 1,891st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Evilonians was endorsed by The Mega-Lyceum of Kharostia.
- : Evilonians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Evilonians, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
- : Following new legislation in Evilonians, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in Evilonians, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
- : Following new legislation in Evilonians, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Evilonians, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
- : Evilonians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Evilonians was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Evilonians, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Elthalion, Arkadia Universalis, Cretanja, and Kharostia.