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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,989thNicest Citizens: 4,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,082nd
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Population6.211 billion



The Democratic Nation of Evilligia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Derek with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.211 billion Evilligians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viltulin. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evilligian economy, worth 821 trillion Emeralds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,341 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, students do more community service than homework, and a video of Derek wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evilligia's national animal is the Kestodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kek.

Evilligia is ranked 201,626th in the world and 127th in The United Empires of Carson for Most Primitive, scoring -488.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,989thNicest Citizens: 4,298thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,082ndMost Inclusive: 5,085thMost Influential: 5,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,790thHealthiest Citizens: 6,051stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,468thMost Developed: 6,751stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,919thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,114thSmartest Citizens: 7,878thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,090thBest Weather: 8,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,630thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,787thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,964thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,598thMost Pacifist: 10,969thSafest: 11,396thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,651stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,719thMost Efficient Economies: 13,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,668thMost Cultured: 14,105thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,493rdMost Secular: 15,104thLargest Governments: 15,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,672ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,834thHighest Average Incomes: 17,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,355thHighest Economic Output: 20,730th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the region

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