The Sadistic Government of Evillboy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Manswel zeukueneu with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, disturbing lack of elderly people, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.618 billion Obedient Playthings are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FStarleon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Evillboy economy, worth 627 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,401 Souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 532,134 per year while the poor average 43,709, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

The government is reining in public spending, a division of tanks navigating "as the crow flies" has driven into a ravine, clothed men and nude women illustrate the stark contrasts in the nation's equality laws, and recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Manswel zeukueneu's eyes only'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Evillboy's national animal is the Playthings, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Evillboy is ranked 10,485^th in the world and 11^th in Flanelistan for Most Patriotic, with 67.25 flags saluted per person per day.