Exporting Evil Since 2002
Largest Insurance Industry: 171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 279thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 373rd
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Evil Incarnate

Population22.455 billion

CapitalEvil Incarnata
Leaderthe android Irana Maltroff


The ELF-Eladen Elite Elven Envoy of Evil Incarnate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the android Irana Maltroff with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.455 billion Elves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Incarnata. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Elven economy, worth a remarkable 8,994 trillion Petals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 400,544 Petals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,103,328 per year while the poor average 40,785, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

Exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, agricultural employees work for peanuts, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Elves can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evil Incarnate's national animal is the Shrew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garon.

Evil Incarnate is ranked 605th in the world and 4th in The Axis of Evil for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 10,665.83 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 279thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 373rdFattest Citizens: 376thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 378thMost Avoided: 459thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 461stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 471stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 517thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 605thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 669thHighest Economic Output: 808thMost Armed: 906thMost Efficient Economies: 924thLargest Mining Sector: 928thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 971stHighest Average Incomes: 972ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,095thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,144thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,251stMost Devout: 1,585thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,938thNudest: 2,141stLargest Retail Industry: 2,334thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,476thMost Patriotic: 3,495thLargest Governments: 4,276thSmartest Citizens: 4,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,849thRudest Citizens: 5,648thLargest Populations: 7,523rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,073rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,644thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,294thLargest Black Market: 13,208thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,700thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,303rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,954th
Nudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the region

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