The Dictatorship of Every Villain Iz Lemons is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wehttam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.172 billion Every Villain Iz Lemonsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Every Villain Iz Lemonsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,564 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 357,630 Lemons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,059,528 per year while the poor average 7,235, a ratio of 422 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, war criminals are given full state funerals, the Great Pyramid of Evilopolis can be seen from miles away, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Every Villain Iz Lemons's national animal is the Sponge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wehttamism.

Every Villain Iz Lemons is ranked 137,035^th in the world and 2,037^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,070.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.