The United Socialist States of Europeias is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 946 million Europeiasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the Proletarians. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Europeiasian economy, worth 31.0 trillion Eurodolars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 32,805 Eurodolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Europeiasian Navy, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter', even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, and politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeias's national animal is the Leão, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Europeias is ranked 241,667^th in the world and 6,117^th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -14 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.