Knowledge is Power
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,978thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,191st
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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population18.723 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.723 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 14,201st in the world and 35th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 16.69 Obesity Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,188thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,978thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,191stMost Stationary: 4,136thHighest Drug Use: 4,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,584thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,651stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,715thHighest Economic Output: 5,493rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,595thMost Cultured: 6,730thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,631stSmartest Citizens: 8,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,422ndMost Influential: 9,577thHighest Average Incomes: 11,612thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,752ndNudest: 13,041stHighest Food Quality: 13,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,027thFattest Citizens: 14,201stLargest Populations: 14,966thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,758thMost Developed: 15,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,356thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,586thMost Politically Free: 21,900thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,944thMost Inclusive: 26,215thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,477thLargest Insurance Industry: 28,466thLargest Governments: 29,401st
Most Politically Free: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 77th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the region

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