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Highest Drug Use: 1,612th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,747th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,292nd
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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population10.296 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.296 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 20,967th in the world and 256th in Europeia for Most Inclusive, scoring 134.61 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,612thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,821stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,200thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,272ndMost Politically Free: 4,706thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,035thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,422ndMost Stationary: 5,928thMost Cultured: 6,228thNudest: 6,455thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,514thHighest Economic Output: 6,815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,927thSmartest Citizens: 7,640thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,774thFattest Citizens: 8,040thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,800thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,473rdMost Developed: 10,331stMost Extreme: 10,442ndMost Influential: 10,996thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,505thRudest Citizens: 13,699thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,345thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,346thMost Armed: 16,441stLargest Insurance Industry: 16,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,131st
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 57th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 63rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Populations: 82nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 90th in the region

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