Knowledge is Power
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,168thMost Stationary: 3,780th
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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population21.503 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.503 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,726 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 7,947th in the world and 74th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,377thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,168thMost Stationary: 3,780thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,068thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,636thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,979thHighest Drug Use: 5,255thHighest Economic Output: 5,387thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,546thMost Efficient Economies: 7,103rdMost Cultured: 7,342ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,947thSmartest Citizens: 9,089thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,368thMost Influential: 13,431stHighest Food Quality: 13,433rdLargest Populations: 14,206thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,826thHighest Average Incomes: 15,322ndFattest Citizens: 15,663rdNudest: 15,962ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,497thMost Developed: 17,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,550thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,062ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,331stMost Politically Free: 23,880thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,932ndMost Inclusive: 25,644thLargest Insurance Industry: 26,372nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Extreme: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64th in the regionMost Cultured: 64th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 85th in the regionMost Armed: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 117th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 119th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the region

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