Population | 18.723 billion |
Capital | Raging Coolidgetopia |
Leader | a Panda that wandered into the Capitol |
Currency | Dispatch |
Animal | Journalist |
The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.723 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 14,201st in the world and 35th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 16.69 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "LLOENFLYS DEFEATS OLDE DELAWARE, ELECTED PRESIDENT" (Bulletin: News).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
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Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Project Athena: An Interview with Citizens of Merciam, Lexi & JayDee" (Bulletin: News).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Recruitment in the Frontier and Stronghold Era" (Factbook: Overview).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Welcome to Europeia!" (Meta: Gameplay).
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Europeia Dispatch Office published "Project Athena: An Interview with Leesbra" (Bulletin: News).
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Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.