The Commonwealth of Europan Union is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.622 billion Europans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilia. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth 690 trillion Panos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,290 Panos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, Aquilia has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and all you have to do is pray to get into Europan Union. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europan Union's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europan Union is ranked 250,752^nd in the world and 333^rd in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.