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Most Armed: 6,226thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,097thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,853rd
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Euro 209

Population6.538 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The United Socialist States of Euro 209 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.538 billion Euro 209ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 209ian economy, worth 758 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,957 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, Ravens are considered a delicacy, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 209's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 209 is ranked 146,747th in the world and 1,050th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.36306704312 days.

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Most Armed: 6,226thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,097thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,853rdTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,451stMost Authoritarian: 18,313thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,332ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,382ndLargest Black Market: 19,192ndMost Conservative: 20,173rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,631stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,729thMost Patriotic: 26,273rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,197th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 42nd in the regionMost Conservative: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 57th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 62nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 69th in the regionMost Extreme: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, Ravens are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Euro 209 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 209, parents dread their examinations more than their children.

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