Population | 6.653 billion |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Raven |
The United Socialist States of Euro 141 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.653 billion Euro 141ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Euro 141ian economy, worth 777 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,882 Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 141's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Euro 141 is ranked 27,681st in the world and 194th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.15 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Euro 141's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Euro 141 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Euro 141 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 141, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 141, printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 141, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
- : Following new legislation in Euro 141, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 141, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Euro 141.
- : Following new legislation in Euro 141, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
- : Euro 141 was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".