The Department of Eure is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jean-Louis Destans with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 18.577 billion Eurois are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Public Transport, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Évreux. The average income tax rate is 35.9%.

The strong Eurois economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 57,645 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Eure to be bombproof, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eure's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Eure is ranked 134,499^th in the world and 14^th in Department Store for Largest Governments, scoring 14.07 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.