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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 33rd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euraustralasamerica

Population33.825 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.825 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 22,179 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 655,703 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,141,823 per year while the poor average 5,896, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

The government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", there's no representation without taxation, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 47th in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 35,764.84 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 40thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 60thMost Corrupt Governments: 64thFattest Citizens: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67thLargest Gambling Industry: 69thMost Devout: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 102ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 200thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 371stLargest Governments: 500thLowest Crime Rates: 684thLargest Retail Industry: 758thRudest Citizens: 888thLargest Populations: 1,256thMost Stationary: 1,647thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,978thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,150thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,025thLargest Black Market: 6,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,950thMost Conservative: 10,286thTop
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Most Influential: 11,724thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,993rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,163rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 179th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Black Market: 252nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 326th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 379th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 565th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 620th in the regionMost Extreme: 853rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 889th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the new one pound coin also makes a handy throwing-star.

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