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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 90thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 242nd
The Unified Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Eurania

Population9.466 billion

CapitalAtalante
LeaderKing Kadoc

CurrencyFederal Libra
AnimalGryphon

The Unified Kingdom of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Kadoc with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.466 billion Eurons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atalante. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurish economy, worth a remarkable 4,814 trillion Federal Libras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 508,581 Federal Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, and write-in candidate 'King Kadoc Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eurania is ranked 90th in the world and 1st in The Western Isles for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 33,200.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 90thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 242ndHighest Average Incomes: 304thMost Corrupt Governments: 311thLargest Black Market: 327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 477thLargest Insurance Industry: 508thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 515thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 528thLowest Crime Rates: 558thLargest Mining Sector: 571stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 728thHighest Poor Incomes: 736thMost Patriotic: 755thLargest Agricultural Sector: 949thLargest Governments: 1,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,084thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,255thMost Efficient Economies: 1,453rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,785thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,223rdHighest Economic Output: 2,248thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,293rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,607thMost Developed: 2,688thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,806thSmartest Citizens: 4,619thMost Influential: 5,175thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,423rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,661stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,187thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,705th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eurania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, write-in candidate 'King Kadoc Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
  • : Eurania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, political candidates must be personally vetted by King Kadoc.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, even snitches get stitches.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".

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