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EternalDamNation!!!!!!11!1!?one1!!!
Rudest Citizens: 6thMost Armed: 44thHighest Crime Rates: 48th
The Christmas Planes of
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Superb
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Eternal Dam Nation

Population6.177 billion

CapitalNonya Damn Business Conglomerate
Leaderdickolas
Faithi don't give a damn

Currencydamns
AnimalCow

The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by dickolas with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.177 billion bois live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eternally Damned economy, worth a remarkable 2,373 trillion damns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 384,250 damns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,560,026 per year while the poor average 3,956, a ratio of 899 to 1.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, a video of Dickolas wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame, and sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eternal Dam Nation's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is i don't give a damn.

Eternal Dam Nation is ranked 164th in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 899.88 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Rudest Citizens: 6thMost Armed: 44thHighest Crime Rates: 48thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 56thLargest Retail Industry: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60thFattest Citizens: 93rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 136thMost Avoided: 152ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 164thMost Rebellious Youth: 220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 294thLargest Gambling Industry: 475thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 529thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 820thHighest Average Incomes: 899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 922ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,353rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,419thLargest Mining Sector: 1,525thMost Secular: 1,852ndMost Pro-Market: 1,890thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,960thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,541stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,752ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,205thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,806thNudest: 5,982ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,268thHighest Economic Output: 6,421stSmartest Citizens: 7,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,902ndTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,516thMost Politically Free: 14,862ndHighest Drug Use: 15,110thMost Extreme: 18,229thLargest Black Market: 19,147th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 99th in the regionMost Politically Free: 126th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 142nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 157th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 236th in the regionMost Extreme: 248th in the regionNudest: 250th in the regionMost Inclusive: 268th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 647th in the regionMost Influential: 658th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, a video of Dickolas wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.

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