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Anyone caught with Harry Potter will be EXECUTED! Sauron
Largest Populations: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thHighest Economic Output: 260th
The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Eta Carinae

Population46.323 billion

CapitalDark Tower
LeaderSauron
FaithMorgothism

Currencynazg
Animalorc

The Anti-Harry Potter Prison of Eta Carinae is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sauron with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.323 billion Eta Carinaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Spirituality, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Tower. The average income tax rate is 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eta Carinaean economy, worth an astonishing 16,175 trillion nazgs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 349,181 nazgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, and truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eta Carinae's national animal is the orc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Morgothism.

Eta Carinae is ranked 106,960th in the world and 39th in Hell for Most Stationary, with 388.89897332672 days.

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Largest Populations: 26thLargest Insurance Industry: 80thHighest Economic Output: 260thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 298thLargest Agricultural Sector: 339thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 448thHighest Disposable Incomes: 509thMost Devout: 704thLargest Black Market: 813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 814thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 905thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 995thLargest Mining Sector: 1,107thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,523rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,178thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,186thBest Weather: 2,726thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,984thLowest Crime Rates: 3,352ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,748thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,199thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,300thMost Patriotic: 4,918thMost Authoritarian: 5,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,138thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,821stMost Conservative: 7,769thLargest Governments: 7,839thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,401stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,493rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,530thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,579thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,615thMost Extreme: 27,295th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Hell.
  • : Eta Carinae was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, the crispy fried liver of an orc is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Eta Carinae, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.

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