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In Deo Fides
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688thMost Influential: 2,873rdMost Devout: 3,724th
The Holy Empire of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Esylara

Population411 million

CapitalEsylion

CurrencyEsyld
Animalcat

The Holy Empire of Esylara is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 411 million Esylarans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esylion. The average income tax rate is 84.6%.

The strong Esylaran economy, worth 28.7 trillion Esylds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,748 Esylds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Esylaran novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esylara's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esylara is ranked 160,573rd in the world and 7,933rd in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,741.29 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688thTop
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Most Influential: 2,873rdMost Devout: 3,724thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,038thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,500thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,459thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,800thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,398thBest Weather: 15,475thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,897th
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Most Devout: 152nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 446th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 477th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 485th in the regionMost Pacifist: 507th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 540th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 565th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 638th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 715th in the regionBest Weather: 812th in the regionMost Influential: 822nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 834th in the regionLargest Governments: 914th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Esylara voted for The Be Best of McMasterdonia in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Esylara voted for The Dictatorship of Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Esylara voted for The Be Best of McMasterdonia in Round 2 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Esylara, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Esylara, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Esylara, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Esylara, Esylaran novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.
  • : Esylara voted for The Be Best of McMasterdonia in Round 1 of the election.
  • : Following new legislation in Esylara, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme.
  • : Following new legislation in Esylara, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Corfad, Territorio di Nessuno, Loli County, Ethnon, Dar es Saalam, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Abject Ludicrosity, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, El Fiji Grande, McMasterdonia, Siwale, Newpromisedland, Empy, New Bremerton, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Imperial Joseon, Navigator Islands, God Leon, Yokciq Empire, Hamerica, Sundred, Advancia-Sizzletown, Koda-Land, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Pazair, Alamei, Serendipita Martia, Sockmanland, Zyvetskistaahn, Porlock, Praeceps, Dakota Territories, New Biryukova, Napnomadia, Pheonisland, Dabarastan, Palgo, Arimbia, Psychotic Vegans, Guer Aike, Daiz, Haminkwarea, Sil Dorsett, Ravendi, Omnistria, Xagill, and 158 others.Umuyyad, Chukstik Illahi, French Bananastan, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Amauri, Valhalla123, Seenvorland, Unsophisticate, Interdimensional Zone, Destructive Government Endorsing System, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Eara Forp, Kuveria, Azzarel, Tianqing, Dreadton, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Ver Testua, Banabistan, Wineclaw, Liberate World Order, Fendlium, Trogville, Old Emporia, Shadowrik, Khoik, Zumlandia, Jasminlandia, The Iron Lions, Wit Noreis, Revolutionary Sealand, Eteles, Merconitonitopia, Woodsend, The Stratosphere Islands, Malta Comino Gozo, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Zokk, Abiswashyo-bhumi, MiaryBhalzhack, Austral States of America, United Anglo-America, Venezuelia, New Caledon, The Endless Eventide, Pleroma Sans Romans, New Jamgra, Melkmeid, Loutsland, Mandexia, Sea Ghost, Lendara, Holy Oranz, Frances Francis the First of France, Black Templares, Heken, Valentine Z, Vivanco, Sunto, Angshire, Elgaland-Vargaland, 1 very fast endotarter, Methor, Gnomewatchers, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Eschatosia, Clan Spaniel, Joodey, Olofin, Yun Empire, Xyrron, Banana Rat, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, Bhigham, Steampunk Ariel, Eri-Maqa-Ena, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Ihese, Diodone, Prevaland, Noesantara, Crader, Lybirit, Reyalda, Godwanna, The Windmilluminati, Stone Ira, Dorito Dust, Orven, New Avian, Ummoki, Plangainer, Freyford, Land of the Cross, Nisastria, Harrys, Beagles Reborn, The Galactic Triumvirate, Xentherida, East Akra, Infantivore, Warsaw-Halicz, Morover, SORT, Kranostav, Antiyard, Novanoke, Avastate, Thenationofthesun, Greifenburg, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Zecit, Nora Rexa, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aratani, Some Random TNP Nation, Unshleepd, Yohannes, United Federation of Murica, New Octicarg, United Socialist Democratic, Irishvan, Westinor, Ereena, Grapefruite, Wisconsota, Mooe, Hyphen, Kobagia, Pra Keerick, Eravonia, Solskjar, Olowakandi, Maott, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Aeolist, Fizban, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, 9003, The Most Freedom Ever, UKDSSA, Plembobria, and Astronomical.

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