The Wolf Republic of Esvonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pack leader Johnan Aldon with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 1.855 billion Esvonian Pack Members have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest city. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth 237 trillion Esvonian Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,175 Esvonian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, incidents involving lethal string attacks have gone way up, the military has declared war on all religious influence, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Christanity.

Esvonia is ranked 16,580^th in the world and 112^th in Europe for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 55.69 Whatever.